My Own "Ask That Guy with the Glasses"

"Why is the sky always blue?"

Well that's a very good question, and the answer is: The sky is manic depressive. You see, as a young child, the sky was a happy, smiling, delight of a sky. Until it was raped. Yes, the sky was raped.

By Asteroids. You see, when dinosaurs roamed the earth, the sky was red, meaning it was a power hungry dick of a dictator. Then it was put in its place by the asteroids penetrating it. Multiple times. It went into shock which caused the ice age, however, the Sun was a therapist, and helped the sky, taking it out of its cold state. Until the Sun molested the sky. With a solar flare. Now the sky just sits up there, being blue, because of being raped by asteroids, and molested by the sun.

Yes.