11/12/12

Nova Mod Pack (Terraria Mod)

(NOTE: In order to use these mods, you MUST have a legitimate copy of Terraria purchased through Steam, AND tconfig installed. Link to tconfig, and how to install it.)


Today, I'm going to present to you the "Nova Mod Pack" for Terraria. Currently, this only adds two items to the game: "The Chappy Stick", and "Rager".

The Chappy Stick
(This reminds me of Dick Chappy in his prime...)

The Chappy Stick is an incredibly OP item, with a Base Damage of 100, a Knockback of 20, and a Use Time of 20.

To craft it, you need:




And it needs to be crafted at a Chair.
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Rager
(The Helmet changes when you perform actions like jumping and running.)

The Rager is an OP helmet that resembles Nova's Cookie Monster skins from his Minecraft videos. It has a Base Defense of 30, and comes with six permanent Buffs to them when you wear it. All but one of the buffs go away when the Helmet is de-equipped.

To craft it, you need:





And it needs to be crafted at a Table.
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Installation & Download

Assuming you already have tconfig installed, you just need to use the EXE files provided in the Download. When you launch Terraria, a 'Game Launcher' will pop up. Use 'tconfig' instead of Terraria, as that is the one that will allow you to use these mods. Then, when Terraria loads, go the tconfig settings, make sure Chappy Stick and Rager are set to 'On', then click 'Reload Mods'.



Creator's Notes

Consider this the Alpha of the Mod Pack, as I plan on adding much more to this. This was just a simple test to see how well I can mod with tconig and Terraria. Expect more, such as Chef, Bee, and Battle Damaged armor, and perhaps even things relating to Ginger Powder. Criticism is always welcomed here, as long as you are able to explain your problems thoroughly.

11/8/12

My Own "Ask That Guy with the Glasses"

"Why is the sky always blue?"

Well that's a very good question, and the answer is: The sky is manic depressive. You see, as a young child, the sky was a happy, smiling, delight of a sky. Until it was raped. Yes, the sky was raped.

By Asteroids. You see, when dinosaurs roamed the earth, the sky was red, meaning it was a power hungry dick of a dictator. Then it was put in its place by the asteroids penetrating it. Multiple times. It went into shock which caused the ice age, however, the Sun was a therapist, and helped the sky, taking it out of its cold state. Until the Sun molested the sky. With a solar flare. Now the sky just sits up there, being blue, because of being raped by asteroids, and molested by the sun.

Yes.